Don’t Lookman! Five of the worst penalties ever taken in English football history

Don’t Lookman! Five of the worst penalties ever taken in English football history

The harrowing pain and embarrassment of missing a penalty in a football match are unmatched by virtually any other incident on a pitch.

In theory it should be a free goal, an easy chance to score in a one-on-one situation where the odds are heavily stacked in your favour over the goalkeeper.

And yet, the reality is so much different. The pressure of that moment, with all eyes on you and so much riding on it, can make it one of the most stifling things a footballer ever has to contend with.

Some excel in that moment, others crumble quicker than an economy built on inflated house prices. Sadly for Fulham last weekend, Ademola Lookman was in the latter camp.

The Leipzig loanee took the responsibility of taking the Cottager’s injury-time penalty against West Ham United, but his panenka gone wrong cost the team a valuable point in the Premier League survival race and incurred an even costlier price for him: humiliation that may last a lifetime.

At the end of the day, a miss is a miss. It doesn’t matter how they go in or not, but sometimes the manner of the penalty makes all the difference in how long it lingers in the memory.

Some penalties have been so hilariously shocking that they are never forgotten about, even decades later. They can become career-defining moments – so how does Lookman’s stack up against the very worst in the history of English club football?

The worst penalties ever taken in English football history: 

Bersant Celina – Swansea City vs West Brom, 2019

Dubbed as the worst penalty miss in the history of Swansea City by supporters, Bersant Celina made a complete hames of his effort from the spot against West Brom in the Championship last season.

The Kosovan had a very short run-up, before skewing the ball to his right and getting absolutely nowhere near the goal. It was comically bad, and defender Chris Brunt let him know just what he thought of it.

At least Lookman’s was on target.

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Jason Puncheon – Crystal Palace vs Tottenham Hotspur, 2014

Just six minutes into Crystal Palace’s meeting with Spurs at White Hart Lane, the visitors were given a golden opportunity to take the lead when Mousa Dembele fouled Marouane Chamakh in the box to give away a penalty.

Jason Puncheon stepped up to convert, but instead he hit it high, wide and not at all handsome. The shot was so off target that if there was another net next to the goal and another one on top, he still wouldn’t have scored.

It is genuinely baffling how a professional footballer, let alone one in the Premier League, could miss so horribly.

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Robert Pires – Arsenal vs Man City, 2005

Ah, yes. The classic of the genre: that infamously botched penalty pass between Robert Pires and Thierry Henry.

Pires attempted to lay it on to his Arsenal teammate in the same way that Ajax used to when Johan Cruyff played, but he instead skimmed the top of the ball and it didn’t move an inch. Awkward.

It might be the only penalty to never leave the penalty spot.

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Peter Devine – Lancaster City vs Whitley Bay, 1991

The 1991 HFS Northern Premier League Division One Cup Final should be one of those events consigned to the dustbin of time. A match that might remain in the recesses of the mind of those in attendance, but no more.

Sadly for Peter Devine, it’s not. His incredible penalty miss that fateful day was made infamous by Nick Hancock’s Football Nightmares on VHS, replayed millions of times by viewers at home cracking themselves up at the sight of this calamitous spot kick. His pain was our laughter.

It really is the crap penalty to end all penalties; the stumble, the miskick, the vain attempt to follow through, and the faking of an injury to mask his embarrassment. Truly divine.

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Pat Nevin – Chelsea vs Man City, 1984

A terrific footballer in his own right, Pat Nevin gained infamy for his tame penalty against Manchester City 36 years ago. The Chelsea winger, overly relaxed, stood just a couple of yards away from the ball before passing it towards goal.

But like a pea rolling off the plate and across the floor, it travelled so slowly that it was no problem for the City goalkeeper to save. Considering the state of the box, it probably wasn’t the best idea to roll it along the ground.

Nevin isn’t embarrassed by the miss, however. Rather, he still revels in the laughable quality of his attempt, claiming the worst penalty miss award for himself. The fact Chelsea were already winning 4-1 when he took it probably helps.

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